Forget Swine Flu
Did it really exist outside of the media anyway?
This technique is probably better than wheat grass juice and definitly
better than Tamiflu or the vaccination!
How
not to catch swine flu
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness
to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
"Miss
Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
pointing to the bowl.
"Oh,
yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that
it would prevent the spread of disease. And do you know I haven't
had the swine flu all year."
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